#RP69FanFic – Twitter explodes with fictional sex stories of candidates’ sons
With the election results now largely settled saved for the vice presidential race, netizens turned their attention to something else. The past few weeks/months, people had been buzzing about the good looking sons of certain national candidates, particularly Sebastian Duterte, Brian Poe-Llamanzares, Paolo Roxas, and Sandro Marcos.
It didn’t take too long for some creative minds on social media to have this brilliant idea of writing 140-character fan fictions featuring them supposedly engaging in casual encounters. Hence, the hashtag #RP69FanFic was a top trending topic on Twitter from Tuesday night and for much of Wednesday. RP stands for “role playing” while 69 refers to a popular sex position.
Sandro: I want you to tie me up on a chair while I'm blindfolded.
Baste: Very 1970s inspired! Your lolo will be proud.#RP69fanfic— Mark Pere Madrona (@FilipinoScribe) May 10, 2016
Sandro: "We've been doing this position for hours already."
Baste quietly whispered: "Wait lang, change is coming."#RP69fanfic
— Jian (@jiangenovana) May 11, 2016
"Oh I'll top like how my dad topped the elections." Baste to Paolo in a low guttural whisper.#rp69fanfic
— nikki wants to retire (@heynikkipoo) May 10, 2016
To the critics of #RP69fanfic:
Are we not allowed to have some fun after the restlessness during the days/weeks before the elections?
And also, please stop describing the boys as private people. They are not, given their highly visible roles during the last campaign.
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